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Stories by Bertie
Alex's story by Bertie Rated: Adult [Reviews - 0]
Summary: An AU set in a similar 'verse like our own - no aliens, no governmental conspiracy like in the XF.
Categories: X-Files
Characters: Mulder, Skinner, Krycek
Genres: Alternate Universe (AU)
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 0 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 22109 Read Count: 321
[Report This] Published: 06/24/04 Updated: 06/24/04
An Unexpected Valentine by Bertie Rated: Anyone [Reviews - 0]
Summary: For the Valentine Challenge
Categories: X-Files
Characters: Mulder, Skinner, Krycek
Genres: Challenge
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2702 Read Count: 1039
[Report This] Published: 01/12/05 Updated: 01/12/05
Auction by Bertie Rated: Anyone [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Something silly I whipped up
Categories: X-Files
Characters: Mulder, Skinner, Krycek
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 419 Read Count: 714
[Report This] Published: 04/15/04 Updated: 04/15/04
Avir's birthday snippet by Bertie Rated: Anyone [Reviews - 0]
Summary: utterly and shamelessly AU. No canon was hurt in the writing of this story. Written on the Beacon in the Night list. LOOK AVIR - NO SEX :)
Categories: X-Files
Characters: Mulder, Skinner, Krycek
Genres: Crossover
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 5911 Read Count: 1929
[Report This] Published: 05/26/04 Updated: 05/26/04
Christmas Surprise by Bertie Rated: Anyone [Reviews - 0]
Summary: None
Categories: X-Files
Characters: Mulder, Krycek
Genres: HolidayFic
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1264 Read Count: 2124
[Report This] Published: 08/25/04 Updated: 08/25/04
Summary: Mulder and Skinner with unusual tools used in a BDSM scene. For Mick for winning the baby naming contest.
Categories: X-Files
Characters: Mulder, Skinner
Genres: BDSM-mild
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2137 Read Count: 586
[Report This] Published: 06/24/04 Updated: 06/24/04
Going Out With A Bang by Bertie Rated: Anyone [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Notes: Not betad. Happy Fourth of July for those who celebrate it.
Categories: X-Files
Characters: Mulder, Skinner, Krycek
Genres: Drama
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 836 Read Count: 708
[Report This] Published: 06/24/04 Updated: 06/24/04
Halloween Hangups: by Bertie Rated: Adult [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Sillyness
Categories: X-Files
Characters: Mulder, Skinner, Krycek
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1917 Read Count: 191
[Report This] Published: 06/24/04 Updated: 06/24/04
Homage to a Ratbastard by Bertie Rated: Adult [Reviews - 0]
Summary: For Lorelei's Birthday.
Categories: X-Files
Characters: Skinner, Krycek
Genres: BDSM-mild, Hurt/Comfort, MPreg
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 24800 Read Count: 520
[Report This] Published: 06/24/04 Updated: 06/24/04
How to write a PWP by Bertie Rated: Adult [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Silly. Not betad
Categories: Queer As Folk (US version)
Characters: Ben, Michael
Genres: Spoilers
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1077 Read Count: 287
[Report This] Published: 06/24/04 Updated: 06/24/04
Interlude by Bertie Rated: Anyone [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Note: Irreverent bit of fluff for the Nick Lea Birthday story challenge. It's a transitional piece between Kitchen series and a new as yet to be named new series-Living Room? Bathroom? Laundry Room?;)
Categories: X-Files
Characters: Mulder, Skinner, Krycek
Genres: Alternate Universe (AU)
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 613 Read Count: 873
[Report This] Published: 09/09/04 Updated: 09/09/04
Summary: Note: Not betad. A take off on It's a wonderful life and Merry Christmas, Charlie Brown! Just cause. Hope everyone has a good holiday or a good day even if you don't celebrate it.
Categories: X-Files
Characters: Mulder, Krycek
Genres: Alternate Universe (AU)
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1199 Read Count: 1504
[Report This] Published: 08/01/04 Updated: 08/01/04
Kitchen Series by Bertie Rated: Anyone [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Silly pwp
Categories: X-Files
Characters: Mulder, Skinner, Krycek
Genres: Spoilers
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9300 Read Count: 4798
[Report This] Published: 06/24/04 Updated: 06/24/04
Summary: For Georgia's birthday:) Hope you have a good day! Thanks Urs for looking it over.
Categories: X-Files
Characters: Skinner, Krycek
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 932 Read Count: 1432
[Report This] Published: 01/14/04 Updated: 01/14/04
Long Lost Brothers by Bertie Rated: Adult [Reviews - 0]
Summary: : For Amazon who wanted Walter with the OAT boys. Thanks Ursula for the quick beta! I have never written OAT before and don't know the show very well. It isn't meant to be canon for either show. In this story Alex Krycek has two arms though it is set around season six of the X-Files. Vic/Mac/Skinner
Categories: X-Files
Characters: Skinner, Krycek
Genres: Challenge
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 7448 Read Count: 183
[Report This] Published: 06/24/04 Updated: 06/24/04
Lucky SOB by Bertie Rated: Anyone [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Parody or badfic. Prepare to be a little nauseous.
Categories: X-Files
Characters: Mulder, Skinner, Krycek
Genres: Spoilers, Non-Con/Rape
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 448 Read Count: 887
[Report This] Published: 06/24/04 Updated: 06/24/04
Magical Triangle by Bertie Rated: Adult [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Notes: Thanks to Ursula for the wonderful title:) And a warm hug and tickle to Vyper and Jessabelle for excellent betas! Continuation of The Apprentice Wizard and the Unicorn.
Categories: X-Files
Characters: Mulder, Skinner, Krycek
Genres: Alternate Universe (AU)
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1861 Read Count: 175
[Report This] Published: 10/06/04 Updated: 10/06/04
Movie Fic by Bertie Rated: Adult [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Thanks to Jessabelle, Vyper, Ursula and Georgia for helpful hints and beta. It starts out completely Krycekcentric but changes later:) Takes up just after the scene where Alex is in the silo in the episode Apocrypha. Not really any spoilers. Just a possible scenario of who what when how and why Alex got out of the silo;) (Yes, that means he has two arms)
Categories: X-Files
Characters: Mulder, Skinner, Krycek
Genres: Alternate Universe (AU), Drama, First Time
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 13053 Read Count: 165
[Report This] Published: 06/24/04 Updated: 06/24/04
Summary: PWP
Categories: X-Files
Characters: Mulder, Skinner
Genres: SongFic
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3531 Read Count: 187
[Report This] Published: 06/24/04 Updated: 06/24/04
Pirate Fic by Bertie Rated: Adult [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Decided I wanted to see the boys in pirate outfits;) To see cover: http://www.squidge.org/bermille/PirateProject.jpg
Categories: X-Files
Characters: Mulder, Skinner, Krycek
Genres: Alternate Universe (AU)
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 19744 Read Count: 211
[Report This] Published: 06/24/04 Updated: 06/24/04
Porn Star by Bertie Rated: Adult [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Ramrod Stevens is Alex-porn star extraordinaire, Foxy McCoy is Fox Mulder-his fluffer and Walter Skinner is an FBI agent who gets caught up in the porn world ;) There is coersion used. Thanks a billion to Ursula who betad for me and who this fic is for. She has greatly influenced me to write threesomes though she had no clue;) And thanks so much to Vyper and the Goddess Michele who also had a part in betaing. I like all those hands in. Like a threesome ;) For cover: http://www.squidge.org/bermille/pornstar.JPG
Categories: X-Files
Characters: Mulder, Skinner, Krycek
Genres: Alternate Universe (AU)
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 24252 Read Count: 330
[Report This] Published: 06/24/04 Updated: 06/24/04
Slam Bam by Bertie Rated: Adult [Reviews - 0]
Summary: None
Categories: OZ
Characters: Beecher, Keller
Genres: SongFic
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 572 Read Count: 509
[Report This] Published: 01/15/04 Updated: 01/15/04
Snippet for Stephanie by Bertie Rated: Anyone [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Explains why Krycek would appear to Mulder during the Truth episode.
Categories: X-Files
Characters: Mulder, Krycek
Genres: Drama
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 513 Read Count: 675
[Report This] Published: 06/24/04 Updated: 06/24/04
The Apprentice and the Unicorn by Bertie Rated: No rating given [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Note: Not a series, just longer than I expected. Thanks to Vyper for quick beta
Categories: X-Files
Characters: Mulder, Skinner, Krycek
Genres: Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 6070 Read Count: 1876
[Report This] Published: 04/11/04 Updated: 06/24/04
Summary: Notes: Continuation from The Apprentice Wizard and the Unicorn. Much thanks to my sweet beta Chad:)And many thanks to the amazing Mrs. Fish for her cover!
Categories: X-Files
Characters: Mulder, Skinner, Krycek
Genres: Alternate Universe (AU), Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1427 Read Count: 1003
[Report This] Published: 09/08/04 Updated: 09/08/04