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A Good Run of Bad Luck by Hautecoffey Rated: Teen-restricted [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Sheppard has triskaidekaphobia - Lorne/Sheppard first kiss story.

Written for slashing_lorne/prompt: Friday the 13th.
Categories: Stargate: Atlantis
Characters: Lorne, Sheppard
Genres: Challenge
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1144 Read Count: 1310
[Report This] Published: 09/13/07 Updated: 09/13/07
Summary: Written for slashing_lorne/prompt: Lorne or his lover is late.
Sheppard’s team is late checking in…

Categories: Stargate: Atlantis
Characters: Lorne, Other, Ronon, Sheppard
Genres: Challenge, HET
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 872 Read Count: 579
[Report This] Published: 09/13/07 Updated: 09/13/07
A New Beginning by Hautecoffey Rated: Anyone [Reviews - 0]
Summary: For the AU challenge....so very, very AU...but I couldn't resist - he'd look so good in tights... Written for the ironman7 challenge

Prompt: Prompt: there's a crack in the mirror and a bloodstain on the bed/you were a vampire and baby I'm the walking dead



Categories: Stargate: Atlantis
Characters: Lorne
Genres: Alternate Universe (AU), Challenge, Crossover, Drabble, Silly
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 225 Read Count: 1065
[Report This] Published: 09/13/07 Updated: 09/13/07
Summary: The prompt: Stargate Atlantis Ronon and Col Caldwell. Don't ask don't tell...
Categories: Stargate: Atlantis
Characters: Other, Ronon
Genres: Challenge, Drabble, Pre-Slash
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 243 Read Count: 1004
[Report This] Published: 09/13/07 Updated: 09/14/07
A Time To Gain, A Time To Lose by Hautecoffey Rated: Teen-restricted [Reviews - 0]
Summary: There's no such thing as a simple mission and every day can be a fight for survival. Written for the ironman7 challenge.

Prompt: The pain of war cannot exceed the woe of aftermath
Categories: Stargate: Atlantis
Characters: Lorne, Other, Ronon
Genres: Angst, Challenge, Drama
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2808 Read Count: 1289
[Report This] Published: 09/13/07 Updated: 09/13/07
Summary: A look at Estelle and the dashing young Captain Jack Harkness, England, the height of WWII. Written for the ironman7 challenge.

Prompt: On the continent of your skin, wandering, wandering, I could spend my life travelling the length of your body each night

Categories: Torchwood
Characters: Captain Jack Harkness, Other
Genres: Challenge, Established Relationship, HET, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 337 Read Count: 981
[Report This] Published: 09/13/07 Updated: 09/13/07
A Wounded Dawn by Hautecoffey Rated: Teen-restricted [Reviews - 0]
Summary: That was over - that life, the house on Montgomery, Melena, his life as a Ranger had all ended seven years ago on a mission gone bad
Written for choc_fic: Sept 15th Prompt #16: Stargate: Atlantis, Ronon Dex (gen, or any pairing): Earth AU - "getting away with murder"
Categories: Stargate: Atlantis
Characters: Ronon
Genres: Alternate Universe (AU), Angst, Challenge
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1230 Read Count: 1182
[Report This] Published: 09/15/07 Updated: 09/16/07
Abaddon by Hautecoffey Rated: No rating given [Reviews - 0]
Summary: A sequel to Drive.
Categories: Smallville
Characters: Lex, Clark
Genres: Angst
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1836 Read Count: 950
[Report This] Published: 01/01/04 Updated: 01/01/04
Anatomy Lesson by Hautecoffey Rated: Teen-restricted [Reviews - 0]
Summary: John is distracted during one of Rodney's endless speeches.
Categories: Stargate: Atlantis
Characters: McKay, Sheppard
Genres: Pre-Slash
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 199 Read Count: 1106
[Report This] Published: 09/13/07 Updated: 09/14/07
Athletic Mixers by Hautecoffey Rated: Adult [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Written for got_clex.
There are many stories where either Lex, Clark or both are rent-boys. But are there any where Jonathan is/was the rent-boy?

Maybe the real reason Jonathan hates Lionel is because when Jonathan was in college he had to peddle his ass to make tuition and Lionel was a customer.


Categories: Smallville
Characters: Jonathan, Lionel
Genres: Alternate Universe (AU)
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 172 Read Count: 176
[Report This] Published: 09/15/07 Updated: 09/16/07
Summary: A little pillow talk between lovers

Written for slashing_lorne/prompt: injury

Categories: Stargate: Atlantis
Characters: Lorne, Sheppard
Genres: Challenge, Established Relationship
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 632 Read Count: 507
[Report This] Published: 09/13/07 Updated: 09/13/07
Balls to Four by Hautecoffey Rated: Anyone [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Cadman relieves Lorne from the overnight watch, commonly known amoung the military as the "balls to four" watch.
First line prompt meme: The clock said it was morning

Categories: Stargate: Atlantis
Characters: Lorne, Other
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 231 Read Count: 671
[Report This] Published: 09/13/07 Updated: 09/14/07
Beginnings by Hautecoffey Rated: Anyone [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Evan Lorne arrives on Atlantis.

Written for 100_situations/prompt: arrival

Categories: Stargate: Atlantis
Characters: Lorne
Genres: Challenge
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 302 Read Count: 809
[Report This] Published: 09/13/07 Updated: 09/13/07
Better Than Disneyland by Hautecoffey Rated: Teen-restricted [Reviews - 0]
Summary: John and Lorne doing what they do best - and flying.

Written for slashing_lorne.
Categories: Stargate: Atlantis
Characters: Lorne, Sheppard
Genres: Challenge, Established Relationship
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 199 Read Count: 766
[Report This] Published: 09/13/07 Updated: 09/13/07
Summary: Three drabbles, Lorne is assigned to escort Zalenka on a series of missions.
Categories: Stargate: Atlantis
Characters: Lorne, Zelenka
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 309 Read Count: 792
[Report This] Published: 09/15/07 Updated: 09/16/07
Boys' Night Out by Hautecoffey Rated: Anyone [Reviews - 0]
Summary: A coda for There But For The Grace Of God

Categories: Stargate: Atlantis, Stargate: SG-1
Characters: Daniel Jackson, Lorne
Genres: Episode Related, Spoilers
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 647 Read Count: 1152
[Report This] Published: 09/13/07 Updated: 09/13/07
Consumed by Hautecoffey Rated: Adult [Reviews - 0]
Summary: A trip down the dark side of an obsessive love and what it could do to a man. Warnings: General disturbing squickyness of the psychopathic type. This fic deals with obsession and it is dark in tone and theme. Spoilers through the episode "Heat"
Categories: Smallville
Characters: Lex, Clark
Genres: Drama
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 14692 Read Count: 225
[Report This] Published: 01/01/04 Updated: 01/01/04
Dangerous Summer by Hautecoffey Rated: Adult [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Written for slashing_lorne/prompt: write a drabble/ficlet inspired by an Ernest Hemmingway title.
Categories: Stargate: Atlantis
Characters: Lorne, Sheppard
Genres: Challenge
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 151 Read Count: 465
[Report This] Published: 09/13/07 Updated: 09/13/07
Dark Blue by Hautecoffey Rated: Teen-restricted [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Written for slashing_lorne/pompt: navy
Categories: Stargate: Atlantis
Characters: Lorne, Other
Genres: Challenge, Established Relationship
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 257 Read Count: 700
[Report This] Published: 09/13/07 Updated: 09/13/07
Disparate by Hautecoffey Rated: Anyone [Reviews - 0]
Summary: A coda for SGA: Michael.

Written for 100_situations/prompt: fail
Categories: Stargate: Atlantis
Characters: Lorne, Sheppard
Genres: Episode Related
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 254 Read Count: 1175
[Report This] Published: 09/13/07 Updated: 09/13/07
Summary: prompt: rain/maps (lost, found, treasure, train journies
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: Original
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 602 Read Count: 737
[Report This] Published: 09/15/07 Updated: 09/16/07
Downtime by Hautecoffey Rated: Anyone [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Lorne gets in some downtime.

Written for 100_situations/prompt: Alone
Categories: Stargate: Atlantis
Characters: Lorne
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 330 Read Count: 601
[Report This] Published: 09/13/07 Updated: 09/13/07
Drive by Hautecoffey Rated: No rating given [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Post Rosetta - Lex remembers what's really important.
Categories: Smallville
Characters: Lex, Clark
Genres: Angst
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1723 Read Count: 1170
[Report This] Published: 01/01/04 Updated: 01/01/04
Summary: A Mensa-Universe fic for the getting to know you challenge. Spoilers for the episode The Pegasus Project.....sort of...
Categories: Stargate: SG-1
Characters: Withheld
Genres: Alternate Universe (AU), Challenge, Silly
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 779 Read Count: 871
[Report This] Published: 09/13/07 Updated: 09/13/07
Forever In Today by Hautecoffey Rated: Anyone [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Jack's been around a long time...but everything dies.
Written for the ironman7 challenge

Prompt: In the garden of simple, where all of us are nameless, you were never anything but beautiful to me...


Categories: Torchwood
Characters: Captain Jack Harkness, Other
Genres: Challenge, Drama, Episode Related, FutureFic, Spoilers
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 355 Read Count: 1174
[Report This] Published: 09/13/07 Updated: 09/13/07